His·pan·o·phile
n. An admirer of Spain or of Spanish-speaking countries or peoples.
Doing my own half-baked reverse engineer on the Greek root here, I figured that if Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love, my philia for all things Hispano at our little dinner gathering last night was like drinking too much at a family reunion and then finding out at breakfast the next morning that the guy you’d been flirting with all night was your husband’s cousin. Meanwhile Italy, my Number One Dude, had been compelled to spend the evening brooding at the far end of the table in the guise of an experimental panna cotta (beet, to be exact — photos and tale of woe forthcoming), gloomily observing the all too frequent flash of my wine-stained teeth, my foolish giggling, and the lightning-speed sedentary can-can of my legs uncrossing and crossing in response to florid accounts of sunsets in Barcelona. Damn you, Spain! — he thought, covering one eye with white chocolate ganache in the hopes of making himself seem more attractive to the other party goers — What’s your game? You’re not the only one rolling your R’s and carbo-loading! Sure, she thinks you’re hot stuff now, but when she wakes up in the morning she’ll realize that paella IS JUST YELLOW RISOTTO.
I went all-out for this meal, starting with a pretty killer (if I do say so myself) gazpacho before bringing out this saffron-tinged Busby Berkeley number. I’ll include the recipes for both, even though JM didn’t get a chance to take pictures of the soup. And Pops, just so you know: there are no shortcuts on these dishes in the carb department, so don’t even ask. The idea is that you’re just too tipsy to notice and wake up feeling guilty — because that’s what inappropriate flirtation is all about.
Scallop Paella
(Serves 6)
Ingredients:
-1/4 cup of olive oil
-1-2 cups of medium-sized scallops
-1 onion, chopped
-2 cloves garlic, diced
-2 cups of arborio rice
-1/2 to 1 cup of dry white wine
-4 cups broth (I used vegetable)
-a pinch or two of saffron, for color (turmeric also works)
-salt and pepper to taste
-1 or 2 roasted red bell peppers, sliced into strips
-1 cup of artichoke hearts, marinated in fresh lemon juice
-1 lemon, cut into wedges (for serving)
-1 tbs chopped parsley (for garnish)
*Note* You’re going to need a cavernous pan for this dish. Seriously. Take the biggest pan you have and water it with Miracle Gro for a week before even attempting this funny business. You know why? Because paella multiplies, and very quickly. It is the rabbit of the dinner food kingdom.
Act I: Okay, got your man-sized pan? Good. Put it over high heat and pour in half of the oil. When it’s good and hot, throw those scallops in there and cook each side for about a minute. Take the scallops out and put them aside in a bowl, also pouring out any liquid left over in the pan.
Act II: Pour the rest of the olive oil in the pan and reduce the heat to a healthy medium flame. Sautée the onion and garlic for about five minutes, and then add the rice. Stir it really frequently to make sure it doesn’t burn. Actually, the paella will pretty much own you for next 30 minutes, so make sure you’ve got your wine glass, your TV, and your fire extinguisher handy so that you don’t need to go anywhere. Stir, stir, and stir some more. After another five minutes, add the wine. Stir, stir, stir. Add the salt, pepper, saffron, and stir. Now start adding the broth incrementally, letting the rice soak up the liquid but being sure not to let it dry out too much. After about ten minutes, add all but a few strips of the bell peppers (which you’ll need for garnish). Stir, stir, stir. Add more liquid and stir. You’re almost there, so don’t give up hope. After another ten minutes have passed, taste your handiwork. Is it salty enough? No? Add some salt, then. This all depends a lot on the broth you’ve used — I like low sodium broth, because A) I like to control how much salt goes into my food, and B) because I like the challenge of transforming something that tastes like dirty water into culinary artistry. Anyway, go on and toss the artichoke hearts in there, stir, and then add the scallops and stir. See, the whole tasting exercise a few stirs ago was also designed to bring you up to date on how done the rice actually is. You want to add your artichoke hearts and scallops 3-5 minutes from donezilla.
Act III: This is where your knowledge of Busby Berkeley will come in handy. As you set the lemon wedges, additional pepper strips, and parsley on the serving dish, you’ll want to have ‘Gold Diggers of 1933’ or ‘Dames’ playing on that TV you brought in earlier. Think symmetry. Think a cat’s whiskers. Think wine-induced OCD. You need to make the meal’s looks worthy of its flavor.
Andalusian Gazpacho
(Serves 6)
Ingredients:
-5 tomatoes, blanched, peeled, de-seeded, and diced
-1/2 cucumber, peeled and diced (reserve the other half for garnish)
-2 large cloves garlic, chopped
-2 stalks celery, chopped
-1 piece baguette, soaked for a few minutes in water
-1 shallot, chopped
-salt and pepper
-roasted red & green peppers, peeled, de-seeded, and chopped
-splash balsamic vinegar
-1/2 tsp cumin
-1/2 – 1 tsp smoked paprika (regular also works)
-1/4 cup olive oil (a little less if you’d like to use oil for garnish)
-1/2-1 cup water (depending on desired consistency)
This one is way less intensive: Put everything except the water, salt, and spices in a bowl and puree. Add the spices to taste, and thin out with a bit of water. Boom. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and chill — both the soup and your fine self. Top with finely chopped cucumber before serving, and bring out some bread for dunking. Gazpawesome.
Should I be jealous?
Are you Italian?
I have found you blog by chance. I am a spanisg, from Madrid. Where on earth you got celery in the gazpacho recipy!! that is not gazpacho!!
I didn’t know that the one-drop rule also extended to gazpacho! Ha ha! If you’ve got a better name for it, I’m game.
Occasionalmente.
This looks so hearty and tasty (even though I am veg). It is 10:45pm, and now I am starving.
I actually put a little aside before adding the scallops–and it’s really good without them!
Wow — you’re really upping your game!
Yes, I’m trying to control carbs. How about exploring a cioppino recipe?
The gazpacho is a must-do here, for sure.
I will dream about the paella….
Looks amazing and so fresh and tasty. Love the presentation.
Hey congrats on being Freshly Pressed. Well deserved.
as–one of the nicer gazpacho recipes i have seen in a long time. i never understood the ones that called for chicken stock…and i hate that i have fallen behind in reading blogs…hope all is well
Oh wow. I love Paella. Your post just made me hungry 😀
OK, now I’m just annoyed. I’m perusing Freshly Pressed later than usual today, which means it’s now almost lunch time. And I’m hungry. Like WAY hungry…
And this post is completely unfair!
😉
We love all things paella.. . . more please……..
looks nice
Yummmm, sounds wonderful!
I love Paella….Yum. I once made it for a special guest, whom I had never met before personally, only to find out that he had just returned from Spain and had been a Chef at a very prestigious hotel…ARGH… He praised my version of paella…but I am sure that he was just being gracious. Your recipe looks and sounds wonderful…thanks for sharing.
My boyfriend and I are about to tear this dish up next weekend. It looks utterly scrumptious, thanks!
oh man – i’ve got hispanophilia too. i love paella. that looks great!
The guy who wrote my Paella book (yup: http://www.phaidon.co.uk/store/food-cook/paella-9780714860824/ ) would be furious as paella rice and risotto rice are so different. However, a beautiful safron, artichoke and scallop risotto sounds lovely, particularly with wine, lots of wine…
It’s true, I’m a kitchen rule-breaker. The wine often facilitates it.
mmm, I LOVE paella – this looks lovely.
Congratulations on being FP
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made this on the wii cooking game “cooking mama” and this look so much better haha!
mi viene fame.e il vino per acompagnare?
Thanks for the recipe. I LOVE paella. Beautiful pic!
I love gazpacho! This looks like a fabulous recipe- I have never used smoked paprika! Thanks for posting this recipe!
i don’t even have to read the article to know these dishes are delicious! thanks for the info!
This sounds really tasty! I’m going to have to try your seafood paella. My version is a little different (and requires less stirring, thank god), but very similar overall.
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So if I invited you over for dinner, would you cook? woo woo!
I’ve never tried it, but it looks delicious!
I like your technique of preparing the rice as you would prepare a risotto. Nice post..
oh, it looks delicious. Your post made me hungry!
Thanks for sharing.
I loved your picture and the recipes! My mother”s family was from the same region, so I really know how to make a great gazpacho! I am glad that you like Spanish cuisine, the best chefs and restaurants are located in the northern part of the country ( Barcelona ).
mmm yummy!!
delicioso!! tengo que hacerlo, ya me dieron hambre!
Awesome scallop Paella, definitely looks delicious.
that looks like a true delight
Hmmm. Lovely Recipe. Taking out my Paellera now!
Wow this is inspiring! I really enjoyed your post .Love the photographs and your story! delicioso!!
Hi, Love your recipes & photos for scallop paella and Andalusian gazpacho. Will try making them this weekend!
did this WITHOUT the scallops, since I am vegetarian… it just had something missing 😦 Any idea what?
And is there any replacement for artichoke hearts? It’s hard to find in India.
It’s amazing to get a comment from India–the land of beautiful rice dishes! I imagine you could make a really wonderful fusion with a variety of Indian ingredients: firm-fleshed pickled vegetables to replace the artichokes, and maybe even some chickpeas to replace the scallops. It wouldn’t be any less paella-like than my own invention, which is very American as it is!
Congrats on Fressly Pressed!
Love your comedic style. I can just picture Italy in the corner. Being that I’m currently living in Italy and love Dirty Dancing, I kept saying “Nobody puts Italy in the corner!” LOL.
We love all things paella.. . . more please…….. Your post just made me hungry
Looks really yum! Have to try this!
I LOVE paella very much
I like paella too! but it looks quite difficult to cook up a good one, even with the help of your recipe. Time to practice! Thanks for sharing!
I´ve lived in Spain for over 4 years and never made paella! This one looks soo tempting! I´ll have to copy it 🙂
Thanks!
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mmmmm delicious! Espana te echo de menos! i loved the paella there! so goooodddd! Congrats on being FP!
I want to try this! You make it sound like fun, rather than grueling, as I always assumed paella to be.
great pic and recipe 🙂
Wow — really awesome article..
Mike
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You have- how to take a great dish make it better and write a recipe with imagination and creativity down to an ART form.
Amazing!
Good for you and your good managing of mediterranean rices.
Scallops is in my opinion one of the best main dishes to put in any seafood rice. Anyway, i would recommend to use a fumee ( a good fish stock ) to increase the taste. That´s the old recipe of the fishermen all over the world.
Oh my god its the middle of the night here in sydney but I’m now SO hungry!
Definitely going to try the gazpacho. I am severely allergic to shellfish. Do you think chicken, Salmon, or Tilapia might work as a sub? So far, Salmon and Tilapia are the only sea food that I don’t have a reaction to.
Thanks for your comment! I think tilapia would be fantastic, though I’d recommend incorporating it into the paella at the last possible minute, and very gently. It’s such a delicate fish, it might shred to pieces! You could also serve it over the top of the rice, sprinkled with lemon juice and paprika, topped with garnish…mmm.
Paella of any kind is a favorite, and with access to fresh seafood here, it is a frequently made dish. Yum! Gazpacho is also a favorite, and I like the spice twists to your recipe. Beet pana cotta…I’ll have to wait and see on that.
I enjoyed browsing your site.
Wow, looks really yum. I’m feeling hungry now. And I just had breakfast!
And here I thought I was something special… but, apparently there’s a word for me. Here’s to being an entirely definable hispanophile! lol.
Thank you thank you for the paella recipe. It has officially become a must.
I tried to make this last evening and my kitchen exploded. That’s when I realized that I wasn’t born with any culinary skills.
Oh my…that looks and sounds amazing!! I would love to attempt the recipe, but I’m pretty sure I’d be one of those chefs who would require a fire extinguisher at all times… 😉
thankz for sharing!!! ill let my partner cook this for me… c”,)
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looks delicious!
Wonderful. Looks GOOD. Thank you so much. Connie
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tasteful dish…
yummy!
That looks soooo good! I love paella! And on our honeymoon I was sure to order some during our stay.