(Goat yogurt, blueberries, and a sprinkling of lavender. And coffee in my new favorite mug.)
1. I admit that I am powerless over yogurt—that my life becomes unmanageable if I don’t get my daily dose of probiotic dairy.
2. I have come to believe that a billion active cultures greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity.
3. I have made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of yogurt.
(There are nine more, but you get the idea. I also have alternate lists for cheese, coffee, and Black Sphinx dates.)